fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me
Do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
literally 99.9% of the things i want to say on a daily basis are offensive
My mom’s mother’s day gift this year is the fact that I haven’t made her a grandmother yet. You’re welcome.
how do i give good hand jobs?
FIRMLY GRASP IT
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
two types of people