fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me
Cast me in a musical.
(Source: thelonelyfarts, via oxcident)
Do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
(Source: angrynerdyblogger, via floraalgreen)
literally 99.9% of the things i want to say on a daily basis are offensive
(Source: gobrookeurself, via nalien)
My mom’s mother’s day gift this year is the fact that I haven’t made her a grandmother yet. You’re welcome.
graffiti tunnel. london, south bank.
Must go here.
Beth, take me here!
(Source: fuckinjustice, via iputthelaughterinmanslaughter)
how do i give good hand jobs?
FIRMLY GRASP IT
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
two types of people
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
(via bumperbuddies)
