(Source: ruinedchildhood)
who the fuck uses email still
people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!
(via blaine-castiel)
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Oreothello
- Rolo and Juliet
- Macberry
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
(via spycat-ular)
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
(Source: sarcastics, via floraalgreen)